Category Archives: The Game Center

Here be the posts about the good, the bad, and the ugly experiences with games, mostly online and free.

Oxenfree: A Giddy Review

I recap free online video games as well as gush over Warcraft in non-video game recaps, but I’ve never really done an actual video game review…UNTIL TODAY. Today we are going to review Oxenfree by Night School Studio.

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Three Games for Giddy

So, it’s been a bit of a ghost town considering grad school and poor time management. Seeing as I’m on winter break, I finally have time to play Warcraft, catch up on my fan fiction, and make you all experience the hell that is free online Frozen video games. Let’s start with Elsa Resurrection Emergency.

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Tea Time Dress Up Apology Post

Hey everyone! Several of you may recall the post about the game where you help Elsa give birth to her own clone. Misscaseyw of The Drunk Librarian kindly reblogged it, and was rewarded with a pic of the goo-covered flower vagina baby when she opened up her media gallery.

Misscaseyw likes dress up games, and I found a nice one as an apology: Tea Time Dress Up by Pink-world.

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I don’t usually play dress up games, but this one was a rare exception! The art is some of the best I’ve seen when browsing through these kind of games. This is a simple, relaxing game with jazz music and I would say about an average amount of choices for customizing your character. I decided to make Étoile, a character from a comic book I wrote in high school to practice both my drawing and French skills. If you’re interested in this kind of thing, check it out!

Sorry again, Misscaseyw. At least you’re prepared if you reblog my stuff in the future. XD

Elsa’s Having A Baby!

For the billions of you out there that for some reason actually like Disney’s Frozen and will probably go see Cinderella just so you can see the Frozen short, you’ll probably enjoy this.

Congratulations, Elsa’s having a baby girl!


Now I’m sure you’re thinking, “We’re not all night owls, Giddy Owl, so what gives about this stupid little ga–”

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This has got to be one of the strangest baby games I’ve ever played. It’s this weird mesh between trying to be medically accurate but at the same time manages to be wildly inaccurate because it’s a game based off a Disney movie. That and I can’t believe Elsa made a maternity version of her “I’m going to be the Queen of Forever Alone” gown.

We start off with the story, which is in the summary and not the game itself. Elsa’s expecting and hasn’t been feeling too well as of late. She invites a famous doctor to check on her clo–I mean fetus. You, the player who is assumed to be female, are not this famous doctor, but rather the nurse that helps the famous doctor.

Irritating sexism aside, time for your routine check-up, Elsa!

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I see that Elsa 2.0 is ready to be dispatched, doctor!
I see that Elsa 2.0 is ready to be dispatched, doctor!

After we check up on Elsa’s heart beat and temperature, it’s baby time! I’m not sure what medical purpose a stork serves, though.

Oh I see, it's to magically explain away science!
Oh I see, it’s to magically explain away science!

Somehow this baby teleports out of Elsa’s uterus so that a stork could carry her back to be plopped on Elsa’s flattened stomach. It would have been more realistic if a head of cabbage bloomed out of Elsa’s vag and a baby fell out from the leaves. Oh well, what’s the little tyke look like?

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I’m just gonna leave it at that with a link so you can wash and dress Elsa’s bundle of joy yourself. Happy Gaming!